One of the best parts of Christmas Day is that moment at lunchtime when everyone pulls open a cracker, sticks on a flimsy paper hat, argues over the best cracker prize and starts telling some absolutely dire joke found inside.
In celebration of these pieces of hilarious comedic genius, *eye roll* I’ve rounded up 10 of my favourite in this quick post. Perfects for breaking any awkward silences or when your selfish idiot of a brother reads out your joke before you. Why do they put the same joke more than once, in THE SAME box of crackers ??!!
Prepare yourself ………..
Why was the turkey chosen for the band? He bought his own drumsticks
How will Christmas dinner change after Brexit? No Brussels
What did Santa do at speed dating? He pulled a cracker !
Why are Christmas trees so bad a knitting? They’re always dropping their needles
Why did the skeleton miss the party? He had no body to go with
Why did Sant quit smoking? It was bad for his elf
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ? Frostbite
Which athlete is the warmest during winter? A long jumper
What did the snowman say to the angry carrot? Get out of my face !!
What happened to the advent calendar thief? He got 25 days
Let me know your best Christmas cracker or dad joke.